Transportation: Today, I fell asleep in my colleague's car while driving home.... - FML

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By Drooley - 09/06/2016 17:20 - Germany - Weilburg

Today, I fell asleep in my colleague's car while driving home. I drooled. FML

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Livin_Like_Larry 29

Friday 10 June 2016 18:19

At least he doesn't have to stop by a gas station for a drink

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