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By asleepinclass - 16/03/2009 17:18 - Poland

Today, I fell asleep in history class. I was dreaming about my history teacher. When I woke up everyone stared at me rather weirdly and the teacher wasn't there. Turns out I was moaning my history teachers name through my sleep. FML

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Monday 16 March 2009 21:59

hey, maybe you'll get an A in that class..

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Bow chicka wow wowwwwww if your a guy "hey Mrs Sanner wanna see my Civil war cannon ;)"

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Sunday 29 March 2009 18:16

LOL That's horrible.

teendramaqueena1 0

Monday 6 April 2009 2:02

XD thanks for making my day. This is hilarious!

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Tuesday 14 April 2009 0:12

lmao that sucks. Don't sweat it, though, because I have a really hot history teacher and I've dreamt of him before. :)

Redweezl 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 14:38

HAHAHA i woulda been like "So" lol nice one

SkaterChic 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 3:19

i agree with you #75. i have a hott history teacher.. mmmm. i could DEFINATELY see this happening to me

Antonio718 0

Monday 20 April 2009 3:46

Owned...

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Monday 20 April 2009 3:46

Owned...

mverwaay 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 5:24

same thing happened to me. but im a guy and so was he........im straight!

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Wednesday 29 April 2009 12:47

#80... OWNED

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Sunday 10 May 2009 1:34

lol at #7

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