Love: Today, I enjoyed the soft caressing touch of the person I'm attracted...

By lovethateuropeanblood - 08/12/2014 14:12 - Japan - Osaka

Today, I enjoyed the soft caressing touch of the person I'm attracted to. It would have been even better if he weren't simply stroking my arm hair in amazement at its superior length and density. FML

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Fou_Lou 20

Tuesday 9 December 2014 10:43

Isnt hair currently "in" in japan similar to how its in the western world of being shaven?

what14 5

Wednesday 10 December 2014 0:41

So what? Arm hair is nothing to be ashamed of or disgusted by. You're not alone OP.

ninotjkaf 1

Friday 12 December 2014 1:53

shave

blueunicorns 3

Sunday 14 December 2014 6:35

I have the same problem...guys don't find it too attractive

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