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By Anonymous - 15/01/2018 21:57 - United States - Hanover

Today, I due to my flight overselling I ended up in a different state than I’d planned on. That would have been fine had I not already checked my bag before being told this. The flight with my bag went to an airport hours away from the one I went to. FML

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Thursday 18 January 2018 19:18

Wow. Hope you got your luggage back!

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Thursday 18 January 2018 19:18

Wow. Hope you got your luggage back!

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