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By Username - 17/08/2011 23:37 - United States

Today, I drunk texted a guy I like. We'd met at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. FML

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By sober - 12/02/2009 02:09 - United States

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By TheOtherWoman - 20/07/2009 07:10 - United States

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2023 11:00

Today, I’m so in love with a guy that I will even take a drunken text from him if it means getting attention from him. FML

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By MC - 15/08/2011 02:51 - Canada

Today, I was so drunk that I gave my mom's number instead of mine to the really cute guy I met at the bar. FML

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By 3some? uh, no - 01/02/2013 19:59 - Dominican Republic

Today, I finally found the courage to ask a guy I like out for a drink. He accepted, we drank, and when it came time to go home, I half-drunkenly left him my number. Once I got back home, I realized I'd actually given him my dad's number instead. FML

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By Aus - 26/04/2012 14:43 - United States

Today, I received a text from the guy I'm into, thanking me for helping him drunkenly stumble back to his apartment last night. He ended it with, "How long did you stay?" Apparently, he doesn't remember confessing his secret love for me, or the fantastic kiss that followed. FML

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juliaaalove 8

Thursday 18 August 2011 8:40

Ya.. I don't think things will work out for the two of you..

KristinaKreme 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 8:41

At least he understands?

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devore504 7

Friday 19 August 2011 5:40

You really shouldnt be with him honey

dubstepp 15

Friday 19 August 2011 8:59

DONT DRINK!!!!

GamerMaster2041 12

Saturday 20 August 2011 23:28

#86 and how do you think someone can live for 3 days without DRINKING anything. Like water for example.

UhLeeUh 6

Friday 19 August 2011 10:58

hah, yeah, fyl.

ssgurl22 0

Friday 19 August 2011 12:15

should we feel sorry for you???? dont drag him down

ohmandapants 16

Saturday 20 August 2011 0:29

Glad to see that's working out for ya...

VileBreed_Hawk 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 5:26

that shit is funny

leothekitty 3

Sunday 21 August 2011 20:51

well that seems appropriate

Appayipyip 4

Tuesday 23 August 2011 23:40

ROFL the irony.

MarioDragon 14

Saturday 8 October 2011 4:31

That kinda thing bothers me more than most things...

Lysergic 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 22:47

Well at least you know the two of you share a common interest

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