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By ironies a b*tch - 13/04/2013 05:04 - United States - Chatham

Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML

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Comments

lowshadows 21

Saturday 14 December 2013 12:07

who else would've hit your car?

ninja_darkstar 6

Tuesday 4 March 2014 22:15

Hey, it's IRONY'S not IRONIES

Dalleee 29

Tuesday 22 April 2014 9:13

Hope you still had a laugh

Hackzorer 8

Sunday 25 May 2014 11:34

It would be funnier if he was dressed as Bane and broke your back.

danijela 12

Sunday 6 July 2014 23:43

This was no accident.

cluch3 22

Wednesday 6 August 2014 17:06

Oh the irony

Zaayuro 9

Friday 12 June 2015 3:25

It's simple. we run over the batman

sbarua219 17

Wednesday 17 June 2015 18:35

All I can do is laugh lol

bloodyheartponah 7

Monday 19 October 2015 18:17

More like irony

rinzlerkitty94 31

Sunday 13 December 2015 6:57

Well played, Universe.

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