Today, I discovered the Matrix movie isn't one movie, but a trilogy....

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By The Idiot in Blue - 16/08/2017 01:36 - United States - Healdsburg

Today, I discovered the Matrix movie isn't one movie, but a trilogy. I had an argument with my dad and apparently the names weren't just ripoffs of the original. FML

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