Health: Today, I discovered that the wintergreen breath mints I've been...

By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 23:29 - United States

Today, I discovered that the wintergreen breath mints I've been taking for a week now, are actually circular, flavored, white and green laxatives. FML

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Tuesday 16 March 2010 9:03

You completely deserved that for not checking to see what it was that you were actually putting in your mouth.

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Tuesday 16 March 2010 9:04

How did you finally figure that out? When you bothered to read the package? It should have been made obvious at least within the first couple of days when you kept having to shit... YDI