Miscellaneous: Today, I discovered that my new college roommate not only makes...

By Bill - 18/08/2011 23:44 - United States

Today, I discovered that my new college roommate not only makes casual conversation about his bowel movements, he also names them. FML

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Friday 19 August 2011 2:20

Hey, it's a conversation starter. :)

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Friday 19 August 2011 2:29

More like a conversation ender...

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anencephalic 14

Friday 19 August 2011 7:29

It could have been worse, he could've called you Billy.

alejandratx 8

Friday 19 August 2011 7:29

Lmaooo

Glitch333 0

Friday 19 August 2011 7:43

I bet one's Bob. Everyone likes Bob. Or Jeff :D

madibrielle212 0

Friday 19 August 2011 7:44

Now you will ace the tests about it(:

ninjaCarebear 17

Friday 19 August 2011 7:48

And today I survived Bowl Movement Tim

20jetsgo 3

Friday 19 August 2011 8:10

#jetsgo

BigStackPoker 0

Friday 19 August 2011 8:12

I read this and immediately looked for the "like" button.

20jetsgo 3

Friday 19 August 2011 8:34

Be over it

knightro 6

Friday 19 August 2011 8:22

at least he only named them and did not leave them there for you to name!

CBankhead93 0

Friday 19 August 2011 8:23

We would send pictures of ours to are football coach:D

decidedlyvague 11

Friday 19 August 2011 9:20

hey, just so you know. Rickety Spilt will be coming out my Jiffy.

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