Miscellaneous: Today, I didn't even bother to turn my cellphone off in a movie... - FML

By Rick - 22/05/2012 11:02 - United States - Spartanburg

Today, I didn't even bother to turn my cellphone off in a movie theater because I knew no one would text me or call. FML

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I_Punch_Babies 7

Tuesday 22 May 2012 16:05

telemarketers dude. telemarketers

MeLuvBewbs 7

Tuesday 22 May 2012 16:06

Watch your phone alarm go off

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ohmyaubrey 14

Wednesday 23 May 2012 17:04

I pretend to text when i'm mad at my boyfriend, but he called me out on it the other day and said no one wanted to text me. he was right. forever alone.

heyycurl 4

Thursday 24 May 2012 13:08

Why do I always come across with your longgg replies, mate?

heyycurl 4

Thursday 24 May 2012 13:08

Why do I always come across with your longgg replies, mate?

eyoka 7

Thursday 24 May 2012 18:05

I feel very sorry for you. I believe that u know it' not permanent for you

juneashleighb 0

Thursday 24 May 2012 21:30

I do the same..it's ok ?

Loulou210 0

Sunday 27 May 2012 6:26

Im sorry but thats just sad

griefer000 3

Monday 4 June 2012 13:28

i feel you bro...nice to know theres someone out there like me

TheBedMonster 5

Thursday 28 June 2012 0:19

It's lamb no one calls me and texts me either and when they do it's the worst time possible

Krissy_kream 9

Sunday 12 August 2012 16:15

Watch out, we've got a badass over here...

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Friday 21 December 2012 5:29

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