Animals: Today, I did something I'd always wanted to do: I went swimming...

By violated ._. - 22/08/2013 22:45 - United States

Today, I did something I'd always wanted to do: I went swimming with dolphins. It was really fun, until I went to kiss the dolphin, and she slipped her tongue half into my mouth. FML

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Comments

xxsakuraxx 29

Monday 26 August 2013 8:57

Dolphins are notorious for trying to rape humans.

playr278 5

Monday 26 August 2013 19:02

So you just French kissed a dolphin. Ariel seemed to love it

sharon69_fml 1

Monday 26 August 2013 21:40

That's how you learn how to French kiss

_duchess 3

Wednesday 28 August 2013 11:49

after all that time in water it finally ...has the hots from someone *Puts on sunglasses* YYYYYYYEEEEEAAAAHHHHHH

Lunasis 14

Sunday 18 May 2014 13:28

oolala

AksentNetharia 12

Monday 4 August 2014 11:34

Kinky

trumpet27 1

Thursday 2 March 2017 15:26

How is this an FML?! As long as i have something supporting me to keep me from drowning (I am not buoyant at all), I would go swimming with dolphins. Sounds cool.