Intimacy: Today, I desperately tried to explain to my boyfriend why he...

By Clare - 21/02/2011 23:15 - Canada

Today, I desperately tried to explain to my boyfriend why he shouldn't talk about the Bible during sex. He honestly doesn't understand. FML

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Tuesday 22 February 2011 8:35

who the hell talks about the bible during sex anyways ?

ilovejorgerabara 3

Tuesday 22 February 2011 8:36

Who the hell has a conversation during sex anyways?

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yanayo 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 8:07

lol

sara8866 8

Wednesday 23 February 2011 8:32

Damn Canadians that's who!!!!

abasio 1

Wednesday 23 February 2011 8:37

This is almost as good as the guy quoting bible verses while jacking off in a public urinal!

skulluks 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 11:28

Whats so wrong about the 2nd cumming?

sculp91 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 17:14

hmmm makes you feel guilty Eh? maybe u shouldn't do it then....

thnts25 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 17:34

"HARDER!" "sure babe, but first let's talk about Jesus"

bmanholmes 3

Thursday 24 February 2011 1:58

it's normal to say "oh god "

jSOPURE 3

Thursday 24 February 2011 23:30

Nothing wrong with a good old Bible fetish.

lizzy8696 0

Friday 25 February 2011 5:42

my thoughts exactly

Apparas 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 14:29

Shouldn't even try to reproduce with those people -.-

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