Health: Today, I put some Gold Bond in between my legs to help reduce...

By Dan - 20/10/2018 15:30

Today, I put some Gold Bond in between my legs to help reduce moisture. After I finished applying it, I discovered that the Gold Bond had Menthol in it. My crotch is on fire. FML

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Saturday 20 October 2018 15:41

Common sense would suggest you find out what it is you're putting on and in you beforehand, not after the fact.

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“And for that minty-fresh sensation...”

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Tuesday 23 October 2018 3:48

At least it wasn’t a rug burn on your nuts

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