Miscellaneous: Today, I decided to get dressed up for school because it's my...

By birthdaygirl - 11/03/2009 03:16 - United States

Today, I decided to get dressed up for school because it's my birthday. I was heading to class in my heels. Then, I rolled my ankle, fell down the muddy hill, pulled a leg muscle, and scratched up my knees. At least ten people saw it. I was wearing a white skirt. Happy Birthday. FML

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GameRater01 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 13:31

awww, happy birthday from me and other random strangers on the internet, at least

MadRhetoric 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 14:07

happy birthday, sorry it was a rough one.

Comments

loser_fml 1

Wednesday 11 March 2009 17:00

*agrees with #1*

Tenantry 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 17:01

Maybe you will have better luck next year? :P Happy birthday all the same :)

jwesburn 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 17:52

LOL at #1

fortunecookie_fml 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 18:32

this is why I always wear flip flops

alex_vik 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 18:43

First I've heard of someone wearing high heels to school on something that isn't a dance or some other thing.

OhHai 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 19:32

#1 is my hero.

sillypun 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 20:25

if you can't walk in em, don't wear em. You've got vanity all over your white skirt.

Gnarlltrugg 0

Monday 27 June 2011 7:54

and you have cat all over your fat.

cryssycakesx3 22

Friday 19 September 2014 9:29

it's a stuffed lamb... >.

Tall_Kid 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 20:42

aww that sucks. happy birthday though!

katyflinn 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 20:56

what were you doing walking up a muddy hill in heels anyways?

EpicFail33 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 21:26

HAAAHAHAHHAHA I'M SORRY BUT I LAUGHED REALLY HARD AT THIS THEN READ IT OUT LOUD TO MY SISTER LOLLLL though I'm sorry to hear that, honestly, but it is pretty comical. Happy birthday!