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By sastgamer - 14/06/2016 16:53 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I decided to entertain the big kids at daycare by digging a hole for them. Then I got stuck in the hole, instead of helping me out, the kids started to bury me. Now I need to be in sandy clothes the 5 hours of work. FML

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screweverythin 16

Wednesday 15 June 2016 4:19

YDI, digging a hole for entertainment of children that's big enough to get stuck in is 1) a safety hazard 2) pretty dumb

thatweirdasian 22

Wednesday 15 June 2016 4:27

This post needs a YDI button. Why in the world would you dig a hole big enough for you to be stuck in? If you can get stuck in it, then the kids can easily fall in the hole and hurt themselves. You might have had good intentions, but that's a dangerous way to entertain them!

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screweverythin 16

Wednesday 15 June 2016 4:19

YDI, digging a hole for entertainment of children that's big enough to get stuck in is 1) a safety hazard 2) pretty dumb

thatweirdasian 22

Wednesday 15 June 2016 4:27

This post needs a YDI button. Why in the world would you dig a hole big enough for you to be stuck in? If you can get stuck in it, then the kids can easily fall in the hole and hurt themselves. You might have had good intentions, but that's a dangerous way to entertain them!

iizzzzyyyyyy 13

Wednesday 15 June 2016 5:17

Burying your own grave?

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