By kemando - 06/10/2011 10:20 - Canada

Today, I'd just finished feeding my parrot and sweeping all the seeds under the cage. As I was walking away, my parrot whistled. I turned around to see him get up onto the food dish, pick up a clawful of food and toss it on the floor. FML
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kemando 22

Damn straight. His name's rascal.

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cradle6 13

Parrots do that all the time. They want attention, or something. Just teach it some heavy metal covers of ABBA songs.

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Kueezy 6

He's like "You're not done yet bitch!"

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Enigmax2514 7

Lol that parrot has attitude... *turns to it* " why you lil...!"

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cbdee 8

*shakes fist* "why I otta!!!!!"

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ghashlycrumbs 8

You missed a spot riiiiight -drops- here.

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michi23 0

I love your parrot!! Haha

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grands138 4

It's all fun and games until someone gets battered and fried.

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magwich 19

Parrots are such dicks. My friend has one, and she hates me. She always tries to bite me.

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sko12342 3

Your parrot is literally the biggest troll ever

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