Animals: Today, I contemplated the ratio of cats I have to friends I have....

By Anonymous - 18/10/2012 05:33 - United States

Today, I contemplated the ratio of cats I have to friends I have. I need more friends. FML

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Thursday 18 October 2012 16:06

Or less cats.

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Having more friends would be purrfect

Comments

sugoine 12

Saturday 20 October 2012 21:56

How many damn cats?

Puffpie 24

Monday 16 March 2015 7:34

Maybe she has like 3 cats but only two close friends or something

FuentezFam 13

Friday 3 July 2015 14:04

You dont need friends

MrNiceGuy569 18

Saturday 11 July 2015 11:16

Well... What is it?

Heatherrolstonn 9

Thursday 23 June 2016 19:04

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

CantTouchThat 29

Tuesday 18 April 2017 19:29

How many friends do you have now?

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