Kids: Today, I checked my son's browser history, as he's been acting...

By Anonymous - 22/05/2015 18:17 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I checked my son's browser history, as he's been acting strangely around his computer recently. I found several bizarre Google searches, including but not limited to: "unicorn dick-farts", "sharting kittens", and "can you get AIDS from Asians?" What the fuck is wrong with him? FML

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Danichaney 15

Saturday 23 May 2015 9:04

At least he's curious. I mean, who knows what you'll find when you look up unicorn dick-farts?

KitchKraft 21

Saturday 23 May 2015 9:02

That's a little screwed up. No, that's very screwed up. Deal with this now before it becomes a problem.

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 23 May 2015 15:57

I am not sure if that's better or worse than pornography...and I am not about to find out

sally_jangl 13

Saturday 23 May 2015 16:21

hahahahahaha!!! its the generation's fault XD

vikky538 28

Saturday 23 May 2015 16:21

Its time you talk to your son.

RealSuperSand 21

Saturday 23 May 2015 16:22

He's either a brilliant troll or a complete dumbass who can't hide or delete his browsing history. Either way it sounds like typical "today on the Internet" stuff that kids would search. At least you didn't find stuff like "how do I join isis" and "how to make homemade bombs"

aguynamednick 20

Saturday 23 May 2015 16:32

ydi give him some privacy

StogieXX 11

Saturday 23 May 2015 16:59

At least one more person will have those searches in their history now.

Alhamdulilah 15

Saturday 23 May 2015 17:10

ideal teenagers' brain thinking in my opinion!

ericapalooza 8

Saturday 23 May 2015 17:17

this is why you don't check browser history

stupidpplsuck 33

Saturday 23 May 2015 17:30

oh come on, those aren't real searches. He probably knows what you're doing and is trying to freak you out or play a joke on you. I gotta admit ydi, depending on the age of the kid you shouldn't be looking at his history, especially if it's HIS computer