Miscellaneous: Today, I caught some perverts sitting in a car in front of my... - FML

By DaveAlmighty - 02/07/2009 07:22 - United States

Today, I caught some perverts sitting in a car in front of my house, spying on my neighbors. When they refused to leave, I grabbed a baseball bat and they sped off in a hurry. Later, those same perverts came back to arrest my neighbors for drug trafficking. I had threatened cops. FML

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tgm0112 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 16:03

You had no way of knowing if they were doing their job right. FYL

kath91 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 16:05

You weren't to know, if they were sitting in front of your house they deserved it.

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who_rollerpig 4

Thursday 2 July 2009 19:45

welcome to my favs

Bizzile 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 19:53

hahhahah , im surprised they did do or say anything to you .

SweetTea90 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 19:56

Wow, thats awesome. Hope you didnt get in trouble.

AshleyRose784 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 19:59

the cops probably respected the fact that you were trying to be chivalrous, roll with it

shnibz101 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 20:00

LOL that's awsome another awsome Missleading cop 1

JRSpaniel 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 20:13

Good thing they didn't do anything to you. FYL

aymaureen 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 20:26

youre lucky they didnt arrest your ass.

latina_bonita 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 20:27

THATS AWESOME!!!! lmao

sassyfrass 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 20:28

So you notice perverts but not your neighbors drug trafficking? Nice.

Kyothine 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 20:33

I'm going to reply to the first post to get my comment on the top, even though my comment has nothing to do with the first one!

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