Health: Today, I came to the realization I'm too anxious to have roommates....

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By kat - 05/01/2017 17:57

Today, I came to the realization I'm too anxious to have roommates. I have stress constipation and stomach aches from being nervous around them. I really have to go to the bathroom but my roommate has been in the kitchen and I'm too scared to go.

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gahro_nahvah 10

Sunday 8 January 2017 8:50

I feel your pain OP, I have the same issues. And no, it doesn't get better with time, unfortunately.

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gahro_nahvah 10

Sunday 8 January 2017 8:50

I feel your pain OP, I have the same issues. And no, it doesn't get better with time, unfortunately.

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