Miscellaneous: Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my...

By maruskasommers - 09/01/2012 09:39 - Czech Republic

Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML

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By maddie - 27/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML

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Mole116 4

Monday 9 January 2012 15:46

LOL WTF. That's... creepy... O_o

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Monday 9 January 2012 15:50

It's all about teamwork in a healthy marriage, I bet they're a really happy couple.

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ewiekiwi 8

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:02

Hahahhaa... Wow.. What an awkward sight.

subwoofa 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:49

Never trust your cutlery again

CassidyC8 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 3:38

Dude,your parents are awesome!

snakkula 2

Tuesday 10 January 2012 3:49

and they worry about the kids being home alone

xxHodgieLuvs1Dxx 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 3:57

Um. Ew...!

aimeesea75 16

Tuesday 10 January 2012 4:14

Note to self: don't use the forks.

Honda288 2

Tuesday 10 January 2012 4:27

Awesome!

Sdyney6 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 4:33

Kinky..!

Sdyney6 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 4:36

Kinky..!

e_bethell 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 4:36

ummm thats ****** weird!!

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Today, my mother invited me to a nice restaurant to meet her boyfriend whom she's been seriously dating for a month. Imagine my surprise when she led me to a table and my boyfriend's father stood up, shocked, to greet me. Rather than being horrified, she is now planning double dates every week. FML

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Today, I left my favorite hoodie in the kitchen. Not 5 seconds after I left the kitchen to go to my room, I overheard my dad say, "Any chance we can just throw that out before he notices?" FML

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