Health: Today, I came home to my boyfriend wearing one of my pads on...

By blank - 21/07/2010 13:52 - United States

Today, I came home to my boyfriend wearing one of my pads on his hand, because he didn't want to pay to go to the hospital for stitches. FML

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Wednesday 21 July 2010 19:03

Well it absorbs blood ;)

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we are in a recession!!

Comments

KittehSayzRAWR 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 1:27

Hahah!You deserve it for living in the States! Canada FTW bitchezzzzz! Yes, I am aware I pay it through taxes.

tj79 3

Thursday 22 July 2010 1:45

the military uses tampons to put in bullet wounds til the soldier gets to medical

Silkie 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 3:07

Was ducktape wrapped around it to hold it onto his hand?

Indyy_lew_lew 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 5:57

no he used one with wings :D lol

odium2639 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 3:46

going to the hospital is expensive!!!!!

fyllmao 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 4:20

loly cousin did the same thong when he scraped his knee but I don't see how this is an fml

ydur 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 4:27

OP are you retarded or something? I mean this in no way constitutes a FML. the dude just used an absorbant item to close a gash. In what world would someone consider this an issue at all?

bookbee 2

Thursday 22 July 2010 4:34

See, this is the sort of thing that only happens with privatized medicine. He gets that they're not sterile, right? They've been handled by factory workers, etc?