Health: Today, I came home from a crazy costume party and took a hot...

By Iwtumn - 17/03/2015 16:52 - Austria

Today, I came home from a crazy costume party and took a hot shower. When I opened my eyes and saw the water running from my head was bloody, I freaked out and called my friend for help. She had to remind me that for the party, I'd coloured my hair red with washable hair dye. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 00:01 - Australia - Darwin

Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML

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Blue_Black_fml 21

Wednesday 18 March 2015 0:12

Sorry to say this OP, but you're an idiot..

Rayth 19

Wednesday 18 March 2015 0:13

A bit forgetful are we?

Comments

DraconicFeline 31

Thursday 19 March 2015 15:28

61 - Nah, it's pretty long, but not the longest. Didn't you ever read that follow-up from the guy with the beeping sound in his basement? He wrote a short, long, and epic tale version of his search (including a sword fighting duel with a spider).

skyrim_fanatic 17

Thursday 19 March 2015 19:59

that sucks, but i am just happy it was nothing serious ;D

metallicaNLC 2

Friday 20 March 2015 0:23

at least you didn't waste a bunch of time and whatnot by calling an ambulance or going to a doctor or something...

Meepson 9

Friday 20 March 2015 4:31

Fake as ****

Qwermy 16

Friday 20 March 2015 6:09

alcohol at that party?

fakedsincerity 32

Monday 23 March 2015 8:05

Heh. At Halloween I had fake blood all over me and went to sleep without washing it off and woke up and there was "blood" all over everything and for a second I freaked out until I remembered. lol. I feel your pain, OP.