Health: Today, I called a priest "lame". He responded jokingly with "God...

By lolzor - 12/03/2009 12:07 - Australia

Today, I called a priest "lame". He responded jokingly with "God will smite you!" I laughed and walked out the door. I tripped and broke my ankle. FML

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By wintersoldier - 14/07/2015 02:36 - Austria

Today, while trying to comfort my little brother who just injured his leg, I tripped and sprained my ankle. At least he was amused. FML

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By fucking har har, dad - 05/10/2012 23:38 - Australia

Today, two days after leaving hospital with a broken left leg, I tripped and fell heavily on the floor. My dad quickly asked if I'd broken my other leg. When I reassured him that I hadn't, he disappointedly muttered that it would've been a hilarious story to tell his friends at work. FML

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By Atheist - 22/03/2012 04:56 - United States - Portland

Today, I was waiting for a call from a job I had applied for. When the phone rang, I ran as fast I could up the stairs, falling and slamming my shin on the way. The call? It was a woman asking me, "Hi, do you have time to learn about our lord Jesus Christ?" FML

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By Slipperywhenwet - 20/01/2017 10:00

Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML

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By william - 22/01/2009 23:22 - United States

Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML

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By spyrogers1677 - 18/11/2022 00:00 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, at my job as a funeral director, I fell ass over heels into the grave in front of a hundred mourners and an unamused Catholic priest. FML

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alex_vik 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 20:02

You deserved that for calling a priest lame.

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Thursday 12 March 2009 20:03

you don't mess with God's followers Haha

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TonyDobiii 5

Monday 8 September 2014 22:04

Karma not god

dragonrider1959 18

Sunday 4 January 2015 5:13

Consider yourself smitten

love_that_food 18

Sunday 27 September 2015 23:06

Looks like god heard that

Denk_Skrub_Lord 1

Sunday 24 April 2016 10:27

Coincidence? I think not.

Pineapple_Salad 14

Wednesday 8 June 2016 14:39

I don't even give a shit that you called the priest lame, Karma bitch

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