Money, Ironic and Love: Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he...

By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 07:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he needed to be more responsible, and stop relying on me for everything. When I told him to leave, he told me he needed some gas money. FML

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jenalexis 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 2:23

Omg jerkxD

Albarufus 13

Thursday 15 March 2012 14:30

Yep you did the right thing. XD

xRezSynn 15

Friday 1 February 2013 18:16

At least he's gone now.

rainbowanarchy 8

Monday 9 June 2014 5:29

Lol

Mcstud1y 30

Thursday 23 July 2015 4:18

Should've cut the chain earlier

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