Miscellaneous: Today, I broke my wrist because a Nutella glass fell on it after...

By diorlove - 21/01/2010 22:17 - France

Today, I broke my wrist because a Nutella glass fell on it after I opened the cupboard. FML

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Friday 22 January 2010 1:33

well, either you have very very fragile bones... or it was a monstrous Nutella glass :-)

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That's one heavy nutella glass. I need to get me one of those.

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Isamermaid 17

Wednesday 9 June 2010 3:49

I ******* love Nutella.

ValPal5678 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 0:28

so much for nutella being good for ur health

spiralfusion 3

Monday 6 September 2010 9:49

WTF.com

sceneblondie 8

Saturday 5 March 2011 15:34

mmmmmmmm nutella :3

ThisRandomChild 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 9:22

Wow fyl for sure, especially since those things are made of plastic...

shadowraven15 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 19:12

fail.

goneawol 1

Tuesday 14 June 2011 22:19

Weak bitch...

valekseye 0

Monday 18 July 2011 0:21

Wuss

briissocoollike 8

Friday 7 October 2011 5:09

Somehow it was your fault because Nutella is so glorious it would never do something like this

xxxKortnixxx 7

Monday 12 March 2012 21:54

Damn Nutella POS! Lol

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