Miscellaneous: Today, I bought a pack of toothpicks. There were 500 of them....

By S. - 26/08/2012 16:20 - Estonia

Today, I bought a pack of toothpicks. There were 500 of them. When I got home I accidentally dropped the pack. After twenty long minutes of picking them up, I dropped them again. FML

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Sunday 26 August 2012 19:53

That's too bad. Did you count all of them to make sure you didn't lose any?

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A firm grip usually fixes that problem.

Comments

Ixi_the_pixie 11

Monday 27 August 2012 7:50

Pick up sticks just got hard. But you beat the first level at least. ;p

MTZ8590 4

Monday 27 August 2012 8:22

instead of picking them up, you should've thrown them away. what a waste of time.

TrashyPineapple 1

Monday 27 August 2012 8:42

Lame

abethehonest 4

Monday 27 August 2012 9:53

use a broom my friend...

jnchristensen 8

Monday 27 August 2012 13:50

um, broom.

anyav3 13

Monday 27 August 2012 16:03

Your life is definitely f*$&@ed now!!!

noisebox 1

Monday 27 August 2012 17:23

Yeah but who uses tooth picks anymore when there's floss...

buca100 4

Monday 27 August 2012 17:38

Moral of the story: nobody needs 500 toothpicks.

N1GHTS 12

Monday 27 August 2012 18:27

You really don't need that many toothpicks, you know?

babyzann 0

Monday 27 August 2012 20:58

Fantastic job done.

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