Geek: Today, I bought a mini tracking device to attach to my wallet...

By Jacobro - 26/01/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, I bought a mini tracking device to attach to my wallet to keep me from losing it. Unfortunately, before I could put batteries in the tracking device, I lost it. FML

agreeclassic 20 910

vote type 1 9 378

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Similar FMLs

Work it

By Anonymous - 13/02/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I was excited about my new fitness tracker that I decided to go for a run to test it out. Midway through, I looked down and realized I'd forgot to turn it on. FML

agreeclassic 193

vote type 1 450

By dannij08 - 27/01/2009 16:47 - United States

Today, I hid my credit card from myself so I wouldn't use it. Now I can't find it. FML

agreeclassic 9 303

vote type 1 49 296

By UnluckyTeen - 22/10/2009 11:29 - Singapore

Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML

agreeclassic 35 888

vote type 1 3 417

By Again - 25/07/2015 16:55 - United States - Pell City

Today, I received my replacement debit card in the mail after losing my previous one. I've already lost my new one. FML

agreeclassic 12 726

vote type 1 30 231

By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

agreeclassic 9 340

vote type 1 33 572

By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

agreeclassic 12 128

vote type 1 3 185

By Fish - 07/04/2017 02:00

Today, following the advice of not putting my wallet in my back pocket, I put my wallet in my jacket's chest pocket. I lost my jacket. FML

agreeclassic 4 566

vote type 1 1 520

By PEGASISTER FOR LIIIIIIIIFFFFFEEEEE!!!!! - 08/06/2012 21:30 - Mexico

Today, I was running late and couldn't find my purse anywhere. My sleep-deprived brain came up with the brilliant idea of trying to phone it. FML

agreeclassic 21 479

vote type 1 5 070

Losing my mind

By Anonymous - 15/02/2025 06:00 - United States

Today, I checked my jacket pocket for my smartphone, all while still holding my smartphone. FML

agreeclassic 124

vote type 1 385

Losing my mind

By rawr - 30/10/2019 18:00

Today, I managed to lose a 3XL fleece jacket in my house, which had my wallet and car keys in it. I had the pleasure of explaining this to my boss when I had to call in, after everyone I called did not respond. FML

agreeclassic 1 427

vote type 1 358

victoriadalton 0

Friday 20 February 2009 19:51

Story of my life, my friend. Story of my life.

Luled 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 5:30

Definition of Irony.

Comments

joesgurl93 0

Friday 5 February 2010 2:33

o man lmfao I agree with #5 but YDI OP be more responsible next time.

brianjman14 22

Monday 22 March 2010 23:39

definition of fail

talbot008 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 16:11

lost the wallet or lost the tracking device????

Poepiepiesie 3

Saturday 24 July 2010 13:34

Amazingly ironic sir. But as you need such a tracking device i hope it is not iconic for you.

bryxe_fml 6

Tuesday 23 August 2011 9:39

way too goo shit head

EagleHawk 4

Monday 7 November 2011 14:30

Save the world some trouble...crawl into a hole...

candyfairie 3

Wednesday 14 March 2012 15:13

"I can't remember what I've forgotten.." You and Neville might have similar problems, no?

merrielp 13

Saturday 2 June 2012 20:56

Dumbass.

VDM sur Facebook

Keywords

Miscellaneous Stalker My ex Love Coworkers Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Kids Parenting Annoying Shopping Jealousy Underwear Parents Thief Intimacy Suspicious Sex Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

Top

Today, I took my cat to the vet. He said he felt a strange lump that could be serious. I got really upset and picked her up, crying. The vet then told me I had to put her down. Absolutely devastated by having to euthanize my cat, I passed out. He meant I had to put her back on the table. FML

agreeclassic 31 070

vote type 1 14 827

Today, I was at my friends' farm and we decided that we wanted to go to their old treehouse. When we got down there, it turned out my friend Cat had forgotten her shoes. Being a gentleman, I lent her my sandals. I then climbed the treehouse, fell out, and got a nail through my foot. FML

agreeclassic 62 077

vote type 1 6 944

Today, while driving, a girl on her cellphone cut me off. A second later, another person behind me on a cellphone rear ended me. Her excuse was, "I'm sorry, you weren't there a minute ago!" FML

agreeclassic 39 919

vote type 1 2 951

Today, one of the girls who has made it her job to ruin my life cornered me in the hallway at school. She tried to insult me, and for the first time in my life I had a scathing comeback. My elation quickly ended when she violently shoved my face into the water fountain. FML

agreeclassic 34 896

vote type 1 2 792

Today, after I had finished vacuuming, I ripped the cord out of the outlet and it hit me in the face cutting both my top and bottom lip. FML

agreeclassic 11 425

vote type 1 35 909

Today, I took a flight from Seattle to Oregon but missed my flight back home to California because the flight attendant came in late and delayed our flight take off time. Then I was told the only way to get California was to go back to Seattle and fly to California from there. FML

agreeclassic 1 928

vote type 1 136

Similar FMLs

Work it

Losing my mind

Losing my mind

TOP COMMENTS

Comments