Transportation: Today, I bought a lanyard for my new car keys. "Epic Fail" was...

By Anonymous - 25/09/2011 04:18 - United States

Today, I bought a lanyard for my new car keys. "Epic Fail" was printed on it. Not two hours after getting it and putting my keys on it, I locked them in my car. I don't have a spare. FML

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Sunday 25 September 2011 12:31

Talk about irony...

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Epic win for the lanyard.

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ben9694 0

Monday 26 September 2011 4:26

You sound like someone that I would hate passionately

DRSNICK3RS 2

Monday 26 September 2011 4:48

HahahHhahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

whoopsiemolly 4

Monday 26 September 2011 6:39

I have that one too. Nothing has happened to me that's been significantly horrid. Yet.

cicatrice_fml 8

Monday 26 September 2011 10:02

Therefore, there is something to which to look forward.

kenzierice 0

Monday 26 September 2011 6:59

My bf has the same lanyard... I feel bad for you :(

aerogxt 7

Monday 26 September 2011 7:00

I have no choice, epic fail.

jasondavis22 1

Monday 26 September 2011 8:07

Maybe the world was trying to tell you that you shouldn't have bought that lanyard

nekros_fml 5

Monday 26 September 2011 8:25

Epic Faul

jayejayejaye122 3

Monday 26 September 2011 8:31

Epic fail.

raveypoo 4

Monday 26 September 2011 9:27

... Epic fail (;

Burr520 3

Monday 26 September 2011 12:04

Were u locked in the car?

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