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By juanjohnfml - 11/08/2011 08:17 - United States

Today, I bought a $300 gym membership that gives me access to the company's non-premium gyms. The non-premium gyms are all closed due to construction, because they're being turned into premium gyms. FML

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OneBigMessUp 5

Thursday 11 August 2011 15:53

Hopefully you can get a refund?:)

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Why is everyone saying it's ironic? It's not. What would have been ironic was if he used to have premium, and DOWNGRADED to non-premium.

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Lyposuction1 0

Friday 12 August 2011 2:00

ha loser

Autumn_Loves_Gir 5

Friday 12 August 2011 2:11

jjdbsshjksanx

forevermylife 0

Friday 12 August 2011 4:33

Fail, suks to be you bitch

tigermilz 1

Friday 12 August 2011 4:40

So yy would you sign up dumb ass

Mistery510 6

Friday 12 August 2011 8:10

your an idiot

sez_666 2

Friday 12 August 2011 15:04

Fyi It's you're :)

jedielf 23

Friday 12 August 2011 11:51

Please do some research before you spend that much on things!

Jormantha 0

Friday 12 August 2011 14:40

What gym sells memberships to gyms they know are closed? Do your research much?

sez_666 2

Friday 12 August 2011 15:02

That's why you always read the fine print :)

iNomBaconz 0

Friday 12 August 2011 19:25

Looks like you'll be a lil' chubb forever :p jk op, demand a refund and find a new gym.

god7000 2

Saturday 13 August 2011 17:33

Haha(:

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