Love: Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML

By Sarah - 26/03/2012 11:14 - United States

Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML

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Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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Monday 26 March 2012 16:02

Though sickness and in health right?

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Monday 26 March 2012 16:03

Yeah. She burped because her fiancé is ugly. That makes sense.

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kitsune3 20

Wednesday 28 March 2012 8:26

Oh geez. Well here's hoping you can look back on it later in life and find it amusing.

heema644 1

Wednesday 28 March 2012 10:23

You will do better next time

coolstorybro6 6

Wednesday 28 March 2012 20:14

I'll probs do that during my wedding too. Haha

Samuraixman 3

Wednesday 28 March 2012 20:25

she sounds like a keeper

Bigboned38 0

Thursday 29 March 2012 14:16

If you think that is a FML what are you going to say if you get cancer. Not saying you will and I hope you never do, but burping a FML common now

xXcaraXx 2

Saturday 31 March 2012 5:34

Op says: "i'll love you fore--- BLEHHHH!!!!" sry op, fyl. I hope u still had a nice wedding! ;)

TheMystery13 13

Friday 6 April 2012 20:06

Twenty years from now, you'll be laughing about this... ...until then, get a helmet.

Mario5491 5

Thursday 5 December 2013 22:47

sounds like something I'll do :/

cwl727 32

Thursday 1 May 2014 19:43

The bride can do whatever she wants.

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 15 March 2015 22:28

I find this funny, it really could've been worse.

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