Love: Today, I attended a speed dating evening. After 7 minutes, the...

By Aintnosunshine - 31/12/2008 03:48 - France

Today, I attended a speed dating evening. After 7 minutes, the girl told me she wasn't interested. I asked her at what point of the conversation she had made up her mind, she answered: "When you said 'Hello'. Goodbye". FML

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shepaintsmusic 6

Friday 24 June 2011 0:37

I don't know why you say goodbye, I say helloo

stuffhappens223 7

Thursday 29 December 2011 10:56

The Beatles ???

KingreX32 21

Saturday 6 July 2013 0:31

bitch screw her

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 30 January 2014 17:51

Well that's one of a few maybe the next one would be better...

ifoundwaldo123 12

Tuesday 16 December 2014 22:55

Aw I'm sorry OP, she sounds like a waste of time anyways

erjgyflover 18

Monday 12 January 2015 16:06

There's a reason she doesn't have a boyfriend

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 21 May 2015 17:28

Now you know why she's single.

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