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By GumBlocked - 04/08/2016 19:55 - United States - Natchitoches

Today I asked my wife if she wanted to screw around, her response? "I just started chewing this gum." This tells me exactly what she thinks of our love life. FML
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Well, that sucks. But maybe she wasn't in the mood? Or maybe the gum was really good? I hope this isn't a regular thing for you. Then it might be a problem and you should talk about it. But if it's just this one time? Sometimes other stuff is more interesting than sex (although, I can't believe that I just said that).

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If your wife finds a piece of gum more interesting than your sexlife, you two need to talk about how to improve it together. A good sexlife demands a mutual effort

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CBL88 25

If your wife finds a piece of gum more interesting than your sexlife, you two need to talk about how to improve it together. A good sexlife demands a mutual effort

Well, that sucks. But maybe she wasn't in the mood? Or maybe the gum was really good? I hope this isn't a regular thing for you. Then it might be a problem and you should talk about it. But if it's just this one time? Sometimes other stuff is more interesting than sex (although, I can't believe that I just said that).

"Or maybe the gum was so good" hahaha so innocent! Although I completely agree with you in every other respect.

you totally deserved it for asking to "screw around" way to kill the romance..

I can kind of see where your wife is coming from, I mean I can chew a piece of gum for 18 solid hours if need be, but I can't screw for 18 solid minutes to save my life!