Kids: Today, I asked my little cousin if he had a girlfriend if he...

By Pseudo - 21/06/2016 05:33 - France - Vitry-le-fran?ois

Today, I asked my little cousin if he had a girlfriend if he had a girlfriend. “Yes,“ he said. “Two, but I’m going to keep the one with the biggest boobs.“ He’s 7. FML

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Comments

pepeneki 15

Friday 24 June 2016 6:08

damn he's 7 and gets more than I do-

HammyHamster 5

Friday 24 June 2016 23:18

this is awful! this just shows how sexualised the female body is and how much women's bodies are portrayed in such a way everyday as if it's normal. the kid is 7 for goodness sake.