Love: Today, I asked a girl I liked for her number, but she claimed...

By Surfinbird09 - 20/12/2009 12:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked a girl I liked for her number, but she claimed she had a broken phone and was getting a new one for Christmas. Unhinged, I go home and go onto Facebook. First thing I see is her status: "Why is no one answering my calls?" FML

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xenomorph 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 20:25

No one's answering her calls --> her phone may be broken

Elf_My_Life 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 20:06

Suck to be you. xP How do you know it isn't her home phone she's talking about eh?

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Repethetic 25

Monday 30 March 2015 1:24

maybe no one is answering her calls because her phone is broken???? ydi

myoukei 31

Tuesday 6 October 2015 21:58

Karma

Amethyst93 11

Sunday 25 October 2015 22:45

Testing out my first comment on a post that's old as ****...

sallygee 9

Friday 21 June 2019 16:41

unhinged??? maybe you just need to accept that she's just not that into you.

sallygee 9

Friday 21 June 2019 16:42

unhinged??? maybe you just need to accept that she's just not that into you.

shannon2348 14

Tuesday 15 October 2019 5:12

unhinged? why were you unhinged?

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