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By arrowmaker - 04/09/2018 13:00

Today, I answered a call from me soon-to-be ex-wife. She had a flat tire and the mechanic didn't know how to get the spare tire off of the vehicle. I'm pretty sure I was actually talking to her boyfriend. The third boyfriend she's had since being married to me. FML
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Septemba 13

Wow. Three boyfriends and she's already married to you? What a bitch.

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Septemba 13

Wow. Three boyfriends and she's already married to you? What a bitch.

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Mal2003 17

Try to find at least two of them, then set up the beginning of Saw 3D

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Zekfen 17

How many boyfriends does it take to change a flat tire? There aren’t enough! They were stupid enough to date a married woman, so lack basic knowledge!

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Justin Allan Bannister 9

three idiots and the flat tire...... sounds like a movie

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tounces7 27

Sounds like she's rebounding. Fuckboys don't know how to change flat tires.

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lifeis4me 20

Now a great time to deliver some karma by leaving them stranded

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anon430 20

Instructions for ex-wife tire change as follows: first of all you need a big sharp knife... make sure you stab that rubber part real good it needs to be flattened before you can get it out...

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