Love: Today, I am so desperate I asked my crush for relationship advice....

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By Sadness - 27/06/2016 04:23 - United States - Westbrook

Today, I am so desperate I asked my crush for relationship advice. FML

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leJar 14

Monday 27 June 2016 17:58

OP: "How should I ask this person out?" crush: "Hey wanna go out?" OP: "Good idea. Hey wanna go out?" crush: *gives number* ... PROFIT

amayraniescobar 15

Monday 27 June 2016 19:09

It really works you know...

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Cr1spyBacon8r 7

Monday 27 June 2016 16:44

Hey, you never know... It could've ended up working out for the better and she/he could've ended up liking you...

leJar 14

Monday 27 June 2016 17:58

OP: "How should I ask this person out?" crush: "Hey wanna go out?" OP: "Good idea. Hey wanna go out?" crush: *gives number* ... PROFIT

Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Tuesday 28 June 2016 12:31

Only here, we all know what goes in the "..."!

amayraniescobar 15

Monday 27 June 2016 19:09

It really works you know...

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