Work: Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as...

By Anonymous - 28/01/2011 19:55 - United States

Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML

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Saturday 29 January 2011 1:08

RUN AWAY RUN AWAY

jupiter80 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:05

give her a chance ;)

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Saturday 29 January 2011 14:20

Is she hot ?

alex43551 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 15:00

just tell her you love her just not in the lets scissor way. hehe

eannlucia 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 15:09

Is she hot? Do it!

wtfsnickers 1

Saturday 29 January 2011 15:25

bang her in the butt she won't love u anymore if you have her do ass to mouth

eatingpizza99 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 15:41

Explain to her that it was a misunderstanding. Tell her gently, however, so she doesn't hold any grudge against you.

freenuggets 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 16:17

**** her

bobjoefredsky 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 16:59

wow ur coworker Is like a loser

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Saturday 29 January 2011 17:01

Do eet!

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Saturday 29 January 2011 17:06

WHOA CREEPY

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