Intimacy: Today, I accidentally pocket dialed my sister while I was masturbating....

By fmyhabit - 15/04/2011 05:34 - United States

Today, I accidentally pocket dialed my sister while I was masturbating. FML

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Friday 15 April 2011 11:51

don't lie you just wanted to hear her voice

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Friday 15 April 2011 11:54

YDI for having the phone that close to you... unless you were using it? Had it on vibrate?

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punkin_26 16

Saturday 16 April 2011 13:53

That poor girl is scarred for life now. That really sucks Dude!

FMLsOhilarious 6

Saturday 16 April 2011 15:20

haha

Sign_up 2

Saturday 16 April 2011 20:14

I wonder what she heard. or did she just hear *fapp-fapp-fapp-fapp-fapp* haha

kelsiekelsie 0

Monday 18 April 2011 2:53

omg haha!!!!!!!

UnluckyDude96 8

Saturday 16 April 2011 21:45

oh woooow

djames66 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 2:27

Can I cum, woops!...COME over for thanksgiving dinner?

djames66 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 2:48

Best butt sex your sister ever had!

ibedestinie 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 15:50

the real question is how long did she stay on the phone?

FYOL 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 15:54

heheheheheh....... hahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA! OH MY GOD! HOOHOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! no comment

HomeAl0ne 20

Monday 18 April 2011 1:27

I find it easier and more cost effective to just Tweet people.

kelsiekelsie 0

Monday 18 April 2011 2:51

haha wow who does that!!? lol

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