Money: Today, I accidentally adopted a dolphin for $125. FML

By Optimus_Prime97 - 03/05/2012 02:39 - United States

Today, I accidentally adopted a dolphin for $125. FML

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Thursday 3 May 2012 8:19

How do you "accidentally" adopt a dolphin?

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Thursday 3 May 2012 8:23

You're going to get so many bitches with a dolphin

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WeaselBee42 6

Thursday 3 May 2012 13:43

The 'dollars' is redundant

SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Thursday 3 May 2012 22:02

Thank god that I'm not the only one to have noticed that, 83.

FMLsAreAwesome 0

Thursday 3 May 2012 13:45

Original.

plaguer 26

Thursday 3 May 2012 13:46

Gosh 71, you simply must write your own material. Nice missing period at the end of your sentence as well. Kind of makes your About Me a tad ironic.

TehBatman 0

Thursday 3 May 2012 13:53

How the ****..? Seems like you would notice something like this..

pbonham 22

Thursday 3 May 2012 14:14

How the hell do you do that!?!?

SkoomaKi 27

Thursday 3 May 2012 14:18

HOW IS THIS AN FML?! You have a dolphin!

AgaveLoco 5

Thursday 3 May 2012 14:20

A dolphin is adopted for...? ... you will pay the education of the dolphin? (including University?)

GothInside 6

Thursday 3 May 2012 14:32

I hate it when that happens

nikijcchz 10

Thursday 3 May 2012 14:42

You can do that? How? I want a dolphin!!

elmo_08 0

Thursday 3 May 2012 14:42

What'cha name it? XD

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