Love: Today, for the first time in months, a woman started flirting...

By CreamGravy - 11/10/2013 03:50 - Australia

Today, for the first time in months, a woman started flirting with me. She was wearing a sparkly shirt with "Team Edward" written on it. FML

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CreamGravy 36

Friday 11 October 2013 17:20

My whole love life seems to just be one big FML doesn't it?

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jerzjay 17

Friday 11 October 2013 8:36

SHE'S TOO YOUNG FOR YOU BRO!!

specialeducation 12

Friday 11 October 2013 8:37

Still a better love story than twi... Wait

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icepick23 12

Friday 11 October 2013 19:56

Was there a pair of nice boobs underneath that shirt?

RedX1000FML 11

Friday 11 October 2013 20:01

Oh look. CreamGravy got submitted again. Gratz.

worldclassrager 39

Friday 11 October 2013 20:31

I think the twilight team has basically ended...she seems a bit stuck in the past...

wolfgold2 20

Friday 11 October 2013 21:01

Run

aaron123111 11

Friday 11 October 2013 21:14

Beggars can't be choosers

mooseantlers 1

Friday 11 October 2013 23:15

if shes the first to talk to you in that long can you really be picky? maybe youll get approached more if you dont judge everyone you meet.

ZackL624 5

Friday 11 October 2013 23:48

Beggars can't be choosers cry baby #TeamEdward

147Amber 4

Saturday 12 October 2013 1:15

What's wrong with that

tranced_ 45

Saturday 12 October 2013 1:32

could've been worse! like Justin Bieber or Zayn Malik!!!! you're doing just fine bro..

tranced_ 45

Saturday 12 October 2013 1:34

she's a keeper!

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