Miscellaneous: Today, for the first time all month I felt truly proud and accomplished.... - FML

By Anonymous - 19/05/2011 03:48 - United States

Today, for the first time all month I felt truly proud and accomplished. I finally figured out how to change the toilet seat. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

WavinFlag 3

Thursday 19 May 2011 9:53

just cuzz they are changing it doesnt really mean its broken...maybe they want the soft ones...

Valentina_Baby 7

Thursday 19 May 2011 9:10

It didn't say she broke it

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koenigsegg44 2

Friday 20 May 2011 4:07

try gutting and rebuilding a toilet from the ground up ( without getting soaked)

lexi365 20

Friday 20 May 2011 5:29

I haven't laugh this much in a long time. Thanks!

imredheehee123 1

Friday 20 May 2011 6:36

your life is really going down the drain! get it? it took me a while to come up with that one. ha i really crack myself up so i really shouldn't judge you.

iloveyou71 0

Friday 20 May 2011 7:01

haha this sounds stupid, but go try to change a toilet seat.. deffiantly not as easy as it seems haha.

liv4444 0

Friday 20 May 2011 7:13

•HIGH•FIVE• =>

jess6blondie9 2

Friday 20 May 2011 7:34

Wow... Just, wow.

JayJay1995 1

Friday 20 May 2011 15:21

me too

thygerson 0

Friday 20 May 2011 15:28

next step light bulb changing 101

amyfiene2269 3

Saturday 21 May 2011 0:39

I think it's sad how we all have fml accounts, our lives must be pretty ******

amyfiene2269 3

Saturday 21 May 2011 0:41

I think it's sad how we all have fml accounts, our lives must be pretty ******

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