Miscellaneous: Today, for some reason entirely beyond my knowledge, Siri referred...

By anonymous - 20/07/2015 01:23 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, for some reason entirely beyond my knowledge, Siri referred to me as "Sugartits". FML

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Monday 20 July 2015 11:29

I hope you know she signs your emails that way.

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worldclassrager 39

Monday 20 July 2015 16:07

Looks like some smart ass got into your phone...hope you find out so you can get your revenge...if needed

xoxosaj 10

Monday 20 July 2015 16:20

that's hilarious. ?

ViviMage 39

Monday 20 July 2015 16:43

Press home and say, "Siri, call me (name you want)."

Riceball__o3o 15

Monday 20 July 2015 16:56

This is even funnier if you're a man.

Beccag7 14

Monday 20 July 2015 18:05

Check your personal contacts. Someone messed with it. She calls you by what you have as your nickname.

pineapples24 11

Monday 20 July 2015 18:06

Merle Dixon anyone?

Muttley9 13

Monday 20 July 2015 19:06

Welcome to the age not of artificial intelligence, but instead artificial stupidity OP.

username19999 7

Monday 20 July 2015 19:07

Saul Goodman hard at work

nixienicotine 17

Monday 20 July 2015 19:27

Siri calls me "ethereal goddess"

colcol500 8

Monday 20 July 2015 19:51

My friend made Siri call me "Amazing Awesome Majestical Lion"

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