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By Fatality - 28/10/2010 16:29 - Canada

Today, for once, I managed to get my boyfriend's mind off the hockey game. I muted the TV and cuddled up to him. Only thirty seconds into snuggling, he shoved me onto the floor and screamed, "GOAL!" FML

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Friday 29 October 2010 0:23

YDI for ******* up a hockey game.

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Friday 29 October 2010 0:24

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talltalor 1

Friday 29 October 2010 9:55

never get between a man and his hockey game! your lucky he didn't skin you for muting it!

slick69 0

Friday 29 October 2010 10:33

That's funny

thekooliest 0

Friday 29 October 2010 12:53

The man wants to watch the game, YDI.

imright24 0

Friday 29 October 2010 13:44

YDI for being a bitch. Let him watch the damn game - with sound if he wants to.

suprmidgt 0

Friday 29 October 2010 16:24

so your telling us you don't care about his wants and needs, don't want him doing what makes him happy and your saying f your life? wow poor guy.

EvilDave 13

Friday 29 October 2010 16:36

YDI for demanding his attention and trying to keep him from watching the game. Basically, you are selfish and immature.

myschyveus 0

Friday 29 October 2010 16:55

I only condone such behavior if one is profiting from said game, as with a bet. otherwise, sports aren't THAT important.

TheRayge 0

Friday 29 October 2010 18:50

Is he Canadian?

hotrod54chevy 0

Friday 29 October 2010 18:53

Doesn't sound like you got his mind off the game!

hotrod54chevy 0

Friday 29 October 2010 18:58

Doesn't sound like you got his mind off the game!

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