By longsock123 - 30/04/2013 15:09 - United States - Milpitas

Today, for a laugh, I put vanilla yogurt into a mayonnaise jar and went to the mall to eat it with a spoon. Too bad that someone called mall security on me for disturbing the peace. They shoved me into a back room and grilled me about what was in the jar. FML
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longsock123 7

I mean, you're commenting on FML, I'm eating mayonnaise in a mall... the amount of "life" between the two of us is not very high.

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alliewillie 22

Good grief, can't even eat "mayonnaise" in public without someone being all up in your shit.

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tommyfox 19

Mayonnaise first, then grilling? You're turning into a hamburger!

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Wizzlbang 10

OP, Don't you know? Terrorists eat mysterious white fluids from jars all the time. After those recent bombings, they're bound to be on high alert for people eating things from jars.

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staroftexas9 3

You wanted a reaction, you got it. Sorry it's not the one you were going for.

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klimpomppp 9

Sorry, but i can't help pointing out the absence of a life in this fml

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TheCutestLizard 28

I don't understand the point of doing this in the first place. It's very weird.

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mercC63girl 6

You should have protested

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plagiarismo 16

Welcome to the land of the free.

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