Intimacy: Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles....

By hitintheeye - 26/11/2011 15:09 - Canada

Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML

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Today, I was getting one of the best blow jobs I have ever received. My girlfriend was getting into it when I heard an "uh oh". Her tongue ring got twisted around the hair close to my balls. She started to pull, I started to scream. FML

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Mr25_fml 14

Saturday 26 November 2011 18:54

come prepared

LeoF_fml 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 18:55

Haha, too big of a load to handle?

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OreoLovesFez 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 23:56

New form of protection?

sincerelyticee 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 23:56

lmaooo

DeafWolverine 8

Sunday 27 November 2011 1:23

dude...why complain..there are those that have never experienced a *******...get blown with pride in a captain morgan stance

liveitup222 1

Sunday 27 November 2011 2:02

If your aim is that lethal, be lucky you got any. Just sayin

Illusionist2409 3

Sunday 27 November 2011 2:07

My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

awthmt 6

Sunday 27 November 2011 2:11

Kinkey

MatthewDmerrill 5

Sunday 27 November 2011 2:16

That's a complement.

trigger3001 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 2:26

boom, headshot!

skinflint 6

Sunday 27 November 2011 2:28

last week, you poked her in the eye and called her dickeye and now you are complaining about the goggles?

bubo_fml 10

Sunday 27 November 2011 2:33

I imagine filling up her nostrils is like refilling inkjet cartridges...

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