Miscellaneous: Today, before leaving for uni, I sent two texts; one to my dad,... - FML

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By LikeIceLikeFire - 26/04/2016 20:44 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, before leaving for uni, I sent two texts; one to my dad, thanking him for transferring my student loan to my account, and the other to my boyfriend, complimenting his "skills" from last night. Thirty minutes later, my boyfriend replied "what loan?" My dad still hasn't replied. FML.

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Dragon1248 12

Wednesday 27 April 2016 8:05

Tell your dad that you appreciate his skills in transferring loans. Problem solved!

Benne_fml 5

Wednesday 27 April 2016 7:08

Well, your in trouble now.....

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Benne_fml 5

Wednesday 27 April 2016 7:08

Well, your in trouble now.....

tarlax 11

Wednesday 27 April 2016 8:10

Yeah, I'd ground her for being so incompetent at making up fake stories. Seriously, accidentally sending one text to the wrong person I could see, but then going to the other contact entry and not realizing? Bullshit. Also, *you're.

Dragon1248 12

Wednesday 27 April 2016 8:05

Tell your dad that you appreciate his skills in transferring loans. Problem solved!

sallysali9 17

Wednesday 27 April 2016 8:58

Note to self: never call your boyfriend 'daddy' in your contacts..

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