By Few_Absolutes - 12/10/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, at work, my stomach hurt and I passed gas for relief. Moments later, I discovered that my loose, silent "fart" was actually a wet, sneaky shart. The mess was beyond repair; I had to fake a family emergency and crept out of the office so that my coworkers wouldn't see my obvious crap stain. FML
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Few_Absolutes 0

Wellllll ... I'm not 100% sure that someone DIDN'T see it. People are such backstabbers in my office that no one would ever say it to your face; they'd just gossip about you at the water cooler.

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allmidnighteyes 10

"The mess was beyond repair" WTF? Was it like, dripping down your leg or something? Did the raw power of the shart rip through your underwear and through your pants?

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SmilesAlotXD 0

if theres 1 important lesson to be learned in life its "never trust a fart"

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CRANRAS 0

you must have taken it in the ass a lot in order to not feel your self ********

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Mimigetsdown 0

Nasty ass ! Lol

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infamousburrito 8

This will teach you humans not to mess with me!

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