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By Ivan - 02/03/2011 10:10

Today, at work I tried to help an old man by opening the door for him. He flipped me off because I was wearing a Kansas State University shirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2015 21:17 - United States - Santa Fe

Today, I went to work and said hi to my boss. He reached towards me. I thought he was trying to give me a hug, so I awkwardly hugged him back. Turned out he was just trying to fix my shirt collar. FML

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By Telinaa - 08/11/2010 02:25 - Australia

Today, I was holding on to a shirt that I planned on buying, when an elderly man bumped into me. The shirt fell out of my hand, and slid just out the door. I went to the counter to explain what happened. Everyone accused me of trying to steal it anyway. FML

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Wednesday 2 March 2011 16:06

just carry on my wayward son

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Wednesday 2 March 2011 16:04

Clearly he hates you and KSU.

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drake21 5

Tuesday 21 February 2012 4:48

KU!

evhrocks876 4

Monday 23 July 2012 17:33

Same thing happened to me once, except I was in New Jersey and an old lady flipped me off for wearing a Red Sox shirt.

ACRKEC3442 1

Sunday 19 August 2012 20:07

I love KSU! :) EMAW!

fml849 7

Saturday 1 December 2012 5:26

Hey, my dad went to Kansas State University! He got his Master's degree there.

madgrinchhatter 12

Tuesday 5 February 2013 3:36

Rock Chalk Jayhawk!

Cavsfodawin 21

Thursday 30 June 2016 15:26

I love KState

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