Work: Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt...

By godhatesme - 26/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML

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a_bryan 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 7:01

So you posted this because you wanted to make yourself feel good, right?

Zarath_fml 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 2:19

Wow, poor guy... your a bad person

Comments

thehumanboner 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 9:05

way to be an asshole!

taylorrswift 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 4:53

you deserved it .

miniluda12 12

Saturday 14 May 2011 3:06

dang, that sucks for him ... & yuu cuz yr a jerk -_-

Xaviexis 6

Sunday 15 May 2011 9:22

I agree. That's not exactly a good way to reject a person. I mean, it's your business if you don't want to go out with him but still, a little decorum, please.